↘️i wish my ultimate superior↘️ ↗️WHO IS ENDLESSLY REFLECTIVE AND SELF-ASSURED IN HIS OWN PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL, AND SOCIETAL PROWESS OVER A LOWLY OFFICE DRONE AND PITIFUL DESKDONKEY SUCH AS MYSELF↗️ ↘️would see fit to approach me with a stapler and directly tack his orders to the front of my starched and also freshly pressed shirt, like a troll martin luther placing his decrees on the clurch doors.↘️
this could be more effective if he did it to your absolutely huge and massive forehead instead
↗️GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, THOUGHT YOU WERE NEARLY GONE AS I DID NOT SEE YOUR FRANKLY RIDICULOUS AND CRUEL MOCKERY PLASTERED ACROSS MY NOTIFICATIONS IN AWHILE.↗️ ↘️may i recommend a longer vacation where you stay gone forever maybe.↘️
to think, it was just the other day you were pretending to not know who i am. but yes sorry for my absence i'LL be returning to my regularly scheduled trolling of your chitts now.
↗️I WILL PENCIL YOU IN.↗️
remember to add it to the shared calendar thanks