
Guys c★n I get something off my chest? Never once h★ve ★ny of you te★sed me by c★lling me ★ swordfish. It's right there ★nd none of you took it, ★nd now it won't hit the s★me bec★use I've ★cknowledged it.

I'm still ★n ★nime ★nti-hero tch.

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I ★ppreci★te th★t ★ lot.
what about like knifefish. because it has the fish part in there, and i feel like calling your sword a "knife" is the kind of insult you might actually take personally

Eh.
throws my notebook with 250 awesome personal insults and funny names into the incinerator after you don'T like the first one. fuck it. fine. why do i even fucking TRY!

I just feel like knifefish is trying too h★rd! I'm sorry!
it'S cool! now i'LL never try again!

You should be more determined.
If I'm going to be honest? There's an old Tumblr thread about "Could Shirou Emiya replicate a swordfish? That is, would Unlimited Blade Works recognize a swordfish as a type of sword?" and so despite it being low-hanging fruit I can't do it because it would just feel like recycling someone else's bit. ······································································ #mood: Tired #nowplaying: James Harris - EMIYA