
Ookay noow that #ooutglutmasquerade is almoost oover i have a coonfessioon too make. Here's the list oof my sins: - Brooke the vase in the beginning oof first night. Everyoone saw it - Goot loost shoortly after that and had a panic attack after barricading myself in a tooilet - Goot ignoored by Burais - Stressed the hoost oout by yelling hoow i am gooing too kill this oone attendee - Assaulted Himeroo with a doonut as my chooice oof weapoon - Develooped kleptoomania twoo nights in and stoole approoximately aboout 36 doonuts 28 canapés 12 boottles oof wine 4 roolls oof tooilet paper 2 caegars oon the floooor and soomeoone's fake lashes - Started a secret campaign oof hunting doown my friend's crazy ex & many moore My apooloogies too everyoone affected by my actioons. Except the guy i threatened too kill. Serioously whoo the fuck annoounces their arrival with a flashbang??? Soome oof us have phootoophoobia yoou dick 8/

