Colinia Puritkc: "there's two zebruhs following me how did this happen" | chittr

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Colinia Puritkc

@helloKhaos[HK]

:3 there's two zebruhs following me how did this happen 3:

Kult: +55

Kull: +35

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.57

@consequentlyOblique[CO]

literally nobody else will give them the time of night

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Colinia Puritkc

@helloKhaos[HK]

:3 just means i dont have to worry about getting jealous ^^ 3:

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

you just need to worry about the following: stench, degradation, unsatisfying love-life, disappointment, stench again, people beating the snot out of him, jealousy (because he will still hit on other people), and horrible dress sense. to name a few. BAHAHAHAH

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Colinia Puritkc

@helloKhaos[HK]

:3 HE DOESNT STINK 3:

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

just take one look at him. can smell him through my palmhusk. also i see you aren'T denying the rest

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Colinia Puritkc

@helloKhaos[HK]

:3 I.. uhhh uhhhhhhh.. (proceeds to jump out a window) 3:

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

you have been #epicallypwned. think about the wise, wise words i have imparted upon you today