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anon asked: phuntr, what'S your hair routine? hi anon, thanks for the question. i'M always being asked how i keep my hair so slick and now i'M happy to reveal the secrets to you. you see when i'M washing it, it'S important to use my *special* 7 in 1 shower gel, shampoo and conditioner (i don'T know what the other 4 are, but i can only assume good things). i give my hair two washes top to bottom, and then once i'M out of the shower i let it air-dry for an hour or two. once dry, i take a healthy dollop of industrial strength hair gel - so strong it lasts for 3-5 days depending, slick back my hair, and presto! that'S the phuntr look. no need to do any more to it for another few days. follow me for more haircare tips.

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