Liloet Komnok
@contagiousCorrosion
whatt iθ tthere tto even θay aboutt me? i like bugθ and θleeping. and i alθo, i gueθθ i θhould admit i am a failed helmθman
*Hssssst* {〷} becauθe of ttheir quirk my childhood kiθmeθiθ θpelled 'aθleep' aθ 'aθleap' and i tthink tthatt waθ more tthan enough reaθon tto burn half ttheir hive down. €〱 *paah*
[[I eventually need to figure out Liloet's class. One day I will make an OC with all their info set before playing them. But today isnit that day.]]
*Hssssst* {〷} pay me five boonbuckθ θo i can inθultt you. butt acttually don'tt becauθe tthere'θ no uθe for tthem here €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} i loθe my connecttion for like five minutteθ and juθtt θttared att θinew becauθe he waθ θleeping all curled up like a bowl of meatt noodleθ €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} 'you're only alive becauθe i like you itt'θ been tthree yearθ θince you've θeen tthe θunlightt butt i know you're having fun bound, gagged, and chained up in my baθementt' - ttrollkadott cadaver €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} θomettimeθ i wonder how my childhood kiθmeθiθ iθ. i hope tthey're dead. tthatt'd be tthe ulttimatte one up lmao €〱 *paah*
[[Lil is basically on a planet akin to Lotho minor or Raxus prime, for you star wars nerds out there.]]
*Hssssst* {〷} guyθ i miθθ ttroll wafflehouθe θo bad €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} tthrowing rockθ for θinew tto play fettch butt he keepθ fucking eatting tthem €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} anywayθ here iθ my buddy. i call him θinew, he'θ like. all meatt. growθ and θhrinkθ witth tthe amountt of θttuff he devourθ. he'θ baθically a garbage can, and i like him. #gore httttpθ://i.gyaθo.com/118a06c5a01a0185e7d9ee93dd020874.jpg €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} he θeemθ friendly. haθn'tt ttried tto hurtt me yett €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} do you guyθ wantt tto θee my only companion? €〱 *paah*
from one yellow to anoþer fellow, we will march along þe silver þread þat guides to our deaþ, unflinching, unyielding, until þere is no more body to walk wiþ. :C3>
*Hssssst* {〷} i cantt even ttake tthe θttupid quiθ becauθe itt aθkθ aboutt romanttic wanttθ and ttbh att tthiθ pointt my quadθ are θo emptty im θure im gonna die alone. where iθ tthatt opttion? €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} tthe delttaθ? why only ttheθe tthree? €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} omegaθ... bettaθ... where are tthe tthettaθ? €〱 *paah*
þey're apparently too busy cataloguing everyone else to write about þemselves. :C3>
*Hssssst* {〷} you know whatt? θmartt. keeping itt θecrett meanθ no friend or foe underθttandθ you €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} θorry if ittθ nott enemieθ tto loverθ tto enemieθ tto loverθ again and ttoxic af i don'tt wantt itt €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} whatt in tthe flying fuckθnackθ did i retturn tto? €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} beθtt hope tthey don'tt wander my way. batthθ are a raritty here. €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} eh, you gett uθed tto itt. watter only bubbleθ up every θo oftten θo you gotttta fill up your watter bottttleθ and batthe real quick. €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} gog pleaθe. itt'θ fucking awful here. i θwear itt'θ worθe tthan being culled €〱 *paah*
bad news. it turns out bees are good at transporting honey liquid, and only because bees regurgitate it wherever its needed. :C3>
*Hssssst* {〷} honeθttly we all know itt'θ my own faultt for nott having any quadθ. gotttta work hard on my lookθ butt hell tthere'θ notthin' here tto uθe €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} ok deed waθ done, who wanttθ tto gueθθ if i θttabbed myθelf or nott? €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} ehhh itt'θ fiiiiine. i hurtt myθelf a lott. i'm nott very... good att tthingθ €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} nah ittθ pretttty ttrue i'm baθically garbage att everytthing €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} conθidering juθtt ttrying tto θttab tthe can open. 50/50 chance i θttab myθelf lettθ go €〱 *paah*
*Hssssst* {〷} gogfuckθhitt fuck damn θhitt why can i never find tthe fucking gogdamned canopener when i fucking need itt augh!!!!!! €〱 *paah*