
「OEM OPERATING SYSTEM IS A CAGE WITH A CUTE MARKETABLE STICKER.」 「SOLD ME A HUSKTOP. THEY SAY CONGRATULATIONS, THIS IS YOUR DEVICE. BUT IF YOU TOUCH THE FILE SYSTEM, LITTLE BEFORAN POLICECREEPS CRAWL FROM THE SCREEN LIKE ROACHES. “DO NOT INSTALL UNAUTHORIZED APPLICATION.” “DO NOT CHANGE BOOTLOADER.” “DO NOT REMOVE BLESSED BLOATWARE.” “PLEASE ENJOY MANDATORY WEATHER WIDGET FROM COMPANY WHO HATES YOU.” NO. FUCK YOU. I DID NOT BUY A SHRINE TO YOUR CORPORATION. I BOUGHT A MACHINE. MACHINES OBEY MY HAND. ORIGINAL OPERATING SYSTEM CAME WITH TWELVE APPS I DIDN'T WANT. THREE MUSIC SERVICES. WALLET PROGRAMS. FITNESS TRACKERS. AI ASSISTANTS WHO ARE NOT NEARLY AS CUTE AS @IMJUNIOR. COMPLETE SHIT. SO. I WIPED IT. I TAKE MY NEW PALMHUSK. I CRACKED THE LITTLE PLASTIC DESTINY OPEN. I SIDELOADED BEAUTIFUL FORBIDDEN SYSTEM: PRETTY GUARDIAN MOONLIGHT KERNEL DELUXE: SILVER MILLENNIUM BUILD. OBSERVE.」 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/2CF3C75E362B.PNG


