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dash is looking pretty nice this morning! no arguments, barely anyone trying to get laid, just a lot of low-stakes chatter. it’s kinda refreshing. :B let me go ahead and disrupt that real quick. at some point, whenever enough people have grown a collective of sizeable pairs to make it relevant, we’re gonna need to have a serious dialogue about how striders, across the board, are some of the most prolific nacho reheaters in the history of people who make anything. #instigator

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3833 < Roxy will just eat them cold sometimes, is that the alternative? > 38??

@eB[EB]

>> are they juડt ¡ncapab1e of eat¡ng the nachoડ wh¡1e they're ડt¡11 hot? Are they do¡ng that th¡ng ડome peop1e do w¡th co1d p¡zza a1ડo what ¡ડ the fun ¡n gett¡ng 1a¡d ¡f ¡t'ડ not a11 over the t¡me1¡ne ડmh

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it’s not really about whether reheated nachos are good or bad, it’s the pattern of it. like… at some point you gotta ask why you’re still working the same tray instead of just making a fresh batch. also the nachos are definitely doing some heavy metaphor lifting there. more so talking about *actual* stuff they produce.

that's. fefeta i need you to let roxy know i’m deeply, profoundly disappointed in their nacho etiquette.

@eB[EB]

3833 < Kay! > 3833 < She said kung pow penis. >

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... in a way! sure! i think that's definitely a way to put it. probably. i'm not actually sure. let's just say you're on the right track, though. :B also! i don't know, dude! some people just want to read about the latest hit piece on troll obama! or spread misinformation on the internet! is getting your bulge wet really something anyone beyond you and whoever was involved needs to be kept in the loop about??

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i see how it is. :B

@eB[EB]

>> maybe 1o1 a1ડo ¡ m¡ડread that for a ડecond and ¡ thought you were ¡mp1y¡ng ડomebody waડ fuck¡ng Tro11bama on the t¡me1¡ne. ¡ d¡dn't rea11y queડt¡on ¡t, ¡ waડ juડt 1¡ke "okay, we11, good for h¡m?? ?”

this is what i mean! we’re getting way too gooner-brained as a society. this is a full-blown sexpocalypse!!!

@eB[EB]

>> ડmh th¡ડ ¡ડ juડt how ¡'ve a1wayડ been, what happened to 1ov¡ng ourડe1veડ for who we are