♠ hated by @contumaciousApostate
im vwawving my dick in the vwind im wvavwing my dick in the vwind if it all goes right, ill be in your arms tonight but im wvawving my dick in the wvind #lyricsposting #suggestiwve
motherfucker the trend IS sayin our names >38/
no shit
yikes crabby its cuz diamonds droog did the thing and everymoby else followed
cuz its a trend. somefin people on social media do for kicks yk
Glad we have come to an understanding. ::::}
Then expect me to say whatever I want in reply! >::::) And nah, I'll hit on everything that has 2 legs simply out of 8oredom.
Don't h8 me for simply o8liging a request you put out, geez!
Then don't say "fuck me" as a start then! I was just simply answering the call, y'know?
I mean, if you insist, 8ro.
dont speak to me unless youre drenched in swweat and lettin me lick it #nsfww
"if theyre n0t g0nna fuck me im at least g0nna watch" -eridan, pr0bably #nsfw
Evwerything is about sex. Except for sex. Sex is about povwer.
i hate wvhen bigger girls wvear crop tops, it grosses me out. i dont wvanna see all that tummy. #suggestiwve
wwhy cant people see that im a nice guy wwith GOOD manners? I mean ivve havvent been the best lately if I'm honest myself but it can change honestly... its like these people wwanna see the wworst of me.. and its wworkin i wwont evven lie but wwhatevver still a good guy in heart. just be nice... i mean look at me im tryin my best to be nice wwhy cant anyone else god damn bums ... okay that wwas mean but i cant alwways be nice lol https://i.postimg.cc/Hk91Kst6/Untitled1701-20260627135601.png
wwhats wwrong wwith stating the facts no one wwont knoww until you say somethin about it
EVERYONE GET NAKED !!! NOW !!! #NSFW
aren'T you a seadweller? wouldn'T that feel like good as fuck for you or something?
some_of_yall_dont_have_a_picture_of_yourselves_posted_grow_up_show_me_what_you_look_like_i'm_nosey_as_hell_and_want_to_get_my_eyestubs_all_over_your_picture_detective_style
YRAH ZORT OF YOURE WEIRD CAN I ZTUDY YOU
no your honorable tyranny i did NOT knoww that publicly yearnin for feet in your flap could carry a minimum sentence of fivve swweeps
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the support eridan build is a surefire wway to get mauled to death in a field a murderhobo clowwnfucks #eridanwwar2
henceforth let it be knowwn that eridan ampora wwill NEVVER pass on the chance to get himself and evveryone else killed
none a you can take a joke but you sure can take bulge #nsfww
Anyways, who wants me? ::::)
Right. So. Sorry, this is a lot. Look, please don't contact me. Just let this pass, okay I promise it won't be as bad as you think. It's justified afterall. Goodbye. [ User EldritchTherapy has logged off ]
I lay down the pipe so good, they called me the Roman Aquaduct. My pull out game will 8e studied for centuries. #nsfw
Were you there? No? I don't think so! ::::)
You don't know that. >::::)
It's not.
Why not is not a good enough argument for me to instantly stop wallowing in my own self pitty.
And what exactly if I don't want to get better?
Oh I'm sorry, yes my intention in destroying myself was to look cute of course how silly of me I must have forgotten that in all my self loathing.
you dont get to havwe a vword in this
Stand up for what exactly? I am quite aware I screwed things up beyond belief. I just I need this.
I don't think that I deserve that, so what if I torture myself I think I deserve that and nothing more.
I have, doesn't change anything either Way so what exactly is the problem with just being terrible to myselfm?
She won't pick up anyways, what's the problem?
I should call her
Good question, not dignifying it with a proper response.
THERE'S TOO MUCH ERIDAN ON MY TIMELINE RIGHT NOW AND IT'S FILLING ME WITH RAGE SO. HANG ON.
and yes the mole queen divvorced me not the other wway around
ugh the wweekly gimmick falls to quadrant postin you may as wwell put a sign up in your lawwnring proclaimin your desperation if you participate in this sorta inane garbage
wwho wwas goin to tell me the goddamn orphice wwas burned dowwn durin my sabbatical cant havve shit on alternia
i-i trieD to take a bulge piC anD aCCiDentally smaCkeD my phone aCross the room with my CoCk.,,.,,., #nsfw
If i get any higher i wwill enter fight or flight mode. #substance
im sooo clumsyyyy i just exploded anotha abandoned buildingggg 8888(
I truthfully wish someone could just fix everything that is wrong with me genuinely. Ease the pain, take away everything. Why is it so difficult for that to just be the case. I don't want to remember anything.
Former apology for earlier, wasn't in the right headspace. I sent that whole spiel to her as well went as good as you expected it would. I'm making yet another alternative account to view her posts because she blocked the last one.
Does it look like I give even the slightest fuck?
YYOUDONT,HAVE,TO,IF,YOU,DONT,WANT,TO,SORRY,HAHA,HAHA,!!!,HAHA,!!!!
HGGFFOKAY,SORRY,SORRY,!!,SORRY,BYE
WEELLIMM,THE,ONE,THAT,REPLIED,TO,YYOUR,POST,FIRST,IMM,JUST,IN,THE,WAY,MMY,APOLOGIES
I,KNOW,I,KNOW,FUCK,IMM,SORRY,I,JUST,ACT,LIKE,THISNSOMMETIMMES
>using this as my official application for consideration when the empress inevitably decides she needs some kind of politically convenient mascot to occasionally keep around to fuck, wheel out for public appearances, and use as a distraction while she's busy committing historically significant atrocities somewhere
.the thing about chittr is you start off with your persona going strong but then fuckers get to reading more of your chitts and sniffing around in your undertoneS .and all of a sudden instead of hating you like theyre supposed tO .they start to actually give two shitS .and thats weirD .stop thaT .i did not spend all this long time building up my cool bitchy personA .for all you schmucks to go poking holes in it like thiS
I,CCANT,I,CANT,DO,THAT,IMM,BUILT,LIKE,A,WOBBLY,LITTLE,SPLINTERED,TOOTHPICK,I,JUST,DONT,HAVE,THE,BONE,IN,MMY,CARAPACE,THAT,MMAKES,MME,WANT,TO,KILL,PEOPLE
sometimes i vwonder if i talk to much then i remember kanny yaps more than most people sometimes and then i vwonder if he talks to much and then i decide that its not too much. not to me atleast. because i like hearin him talk
anyone vwho dont hawve a male guardian figure they wvanna honor, or evwen those wvho do, feel free to send me your vwell wvishes instead ;) #suggestiwve #idontewvenhavweadaddykink #shitsvweird #butillsmileandnodvwhileyousayit #ifitmeansyoullbemybabygirl
uh happy fathers day to my seahorse dad hes cool honestly kinda miss him since. he vwas really cool to be around
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unhappy male lusus day to seahorsedad. fuck you for being my dark and tragic backstory (hot ladies, like 7s and up, feel free to enquire about my dark and tragic backstory). also uhh @affablecantor youre not my dad for sevweral reasons and i hate you but i guess. sometimes youre maybe almost cool.
#malelususappreciationday #fathersday #sigh
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be20abd84dcd.png //out of character. eridan would never post this but i would @gutsyGumshoe @commandingAuthority @caligulaAscendit @adiosToreador
remember that wwhen your kismesis goes to rest for the light that you havve to say the magic wwords cupe an seethe
uh happy lusus day i mean fathers day to @commandingAuthority evven though he wwas nevver around growwin up i mean i hardly knoww the guy but hey thats a cultural norm dont make me different from anyone else betwween the devvil an the big blue sea wwhy wwould anyone wwanna play catch wwith their old man thats flippin kook behavvior if you ask lil ol me a prince does not havve time to dribble balls yeah an i hope by makin this chit hell realize that im the wworthiest a bein his descendant unlike the rest a em fraudsters or that havvin a special interest in SCIENCE an requirin structure to function doesnt make me troll autistic
1m so hAppy for you And your ugly fuck1ng boyfr1end 1m ser1ous
1m normAl now
ok
doubt All you wAnt 1m All About Aff1rmAt1ve Act1on
1ll fuck1n get you lmfAo
1ll beAt the bArkbeAst p1ss outtA you
youre All so obsessed w1th me
who is sakes
Just did, fuck 8oi. >::::)
Do not fuck sakes.
AH OK OK
U MAD? LOLOLOL
it is hard bein the most successful and attractivve of my alternates oh wwhat am i sayin wwe are all handsome an successful in our owwn wways mine is just the best
Ah ah ah. I don't want to hear any backtalk! I expect you to think about what you've done over there in the corner away from me! Run along now, buddy.
How will you learn unless you're told that you did something bad? I hope that one day you will learn some better etiquette! :^(
I understand that some of you are very troubled individuals with bad home lives, but that does not mean that you have to direct your issues onto my positive post that was meant for those who it actually applied to! Very bad behavior. :^( https://i.postimg.cc/c1KSr02z/image.png
Reminder to hug your dads and show them some appreciation! Today is about all the men who helped you become the great people you are! Even if they don't seem like they need it, give them a hug or a gift. I'm sure it'll mean more than you'll ever know. #HappyFathersDay #ILoveYouAll #GoodMorning :^)
.then i wasnt talking about yoU .duH
ATTEMPT TO AVOID IT ALL YOU WANT. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PLUG YOUR EARS WHILE YOU CHILDISHLY WALK AWAY FROM REALITY. FATE WILL NOT BE KIND ONCE YOU OPEN YOUR EYES. HE IS ALREADY HERE. HE HAS ALWAYS ALREADY BEEN HERE. AND HE WILL BE HERE FOREVERMORE.
HERE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT TODAY. OUT OF ALL DAYS. FATHER'S DAY. THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE MALE PROGENITOR TO EVERYTHING YOU SEE AROUND YOU. TO EVERYTHING THAT SURROUNDS US IN PARADOX SPACE. NONE OTHER. THAN LORD ENGLISH. SO THIS FATHER'S DAY CELEBRATION. DO NOT FORGET. TO PAY YOUR DAMNDEST RESPECTS. TO THE ONE WHO IS ALREADY HERE. HEEHAAHOOHOOHOO.
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.expectant barkbeasT
.moisT
.cry probablY
.you cmerE .>:D .RAAAAAa
.do me a solid and hate this chitT .hate it aggressivelY .make it the most hated chitt eveR .or just hate spam all my chittS .probably botH .my kull score needs prettying uP .you fuckers are always negativity hungry anyway ,im sure youll jump at the chance to feed the grouch machinE
Is it pathetic to miss your husband so bad you start rolling around in bed clawing at the sheets? And also is it okay that I'm pathetic.