
:33< befure i furget lets do the nightly horoscope :33< ♈ the stars purrdict that mew will read mewre horoscope exactly right nyow :33< ♉ today is a great day to photocopy a pictpurr of furmeowre purresident taft and hide it in a haunted house fur no reason :33< ♊ mew will say yes to the next insane offur mew get :33< ♋ today mew will m33t a psychic and she will clawnfurm fur mew that psychics are bullshit :33< ♌ k33p it up girl mew got this :33< ♍ the b33s are clawming :33< ♎ mew will bingewatch a meowrothon of the thr33 stooges :33< ♏ the sky will open up and start raining anchors watch out fur that :33< ♐ get ready fur an unexpected trip when mew are teleported to jupiter to get meowre stupider :33< ♑ mew will transfurm into the inedible hulk which is like the incredible hulk but yucky :33< ♒ todays lucky colors fur mew are charturce and cyan :33< ♓ mewre gonna be rich mew just struck printpurr ink!


