
yknovw if the game didnt end beforus and i managed to strike a record deal and achievwe success as a musician you just knovw thered be a cache of girls on grumblr wvho post about hovw they wvant belly rubs from daddy #suggestiwve

so lemme get this straight. you see a post of mine. you dont read it. you immediately hop into my comments to get my attention. and im supposed to beliewve youre not obsessed vwith me? you vwant me so bad it makes you look stupid

Okay, Cronus. I see the vision. This could be heat.. It could be heat...

i sea this post n im bored enough to write 3 words completely forgettin ur an attention whore

@chilleraficionado casper make the call, vwhich one of us is the attention wvhore here

cronus baby you know what we have is special in a nohomo kinda way but meenah is my gillllllll.

she *literally* came onto my post

and T)(IS is why your my 1 n only casper buoyyyy

I physically recoiled from this one. Oh my god. I am going to just pretend I didn’t see this.

a bard guides a seer to not diss on his musical prowvess like this

The seer guides the bard to perhaps take a songwriting class and take constructive criticism. And to never say ‘belly rubs from daddy’ again.