==================================================== MULTIV-ERSAL BOUNTY AUCTION ==================================================== So )(ere's )(ow t)(is is gonna go. t)(is auction is for ON---E troll. t)(e target i am auctionin off is: )(AYAA)( )(AD-E-ED @cationicAgonist S)(e is a yellow blooded troll in a yet disclosed location of Paradox Space. T)(is contract is an auctionl; t)(ere is a minimum auction value t)(at you may outbid your opposin peer wit)(. It is also an auction because if you fail t)(e contract, you are fined t)(at very amount. T)(e minimum bid starts at 500 CA-EGARS (or )(uman equivalent.) )(OW-----EV----ER.... )(e)(e)(, and )(ere's t)(e fun part: T)(-E TARG-ET IS FR-E-E TO N-EGAT-E T)(-E BOUNTY ON )(-ER )(-EAD /AND/ WILL B-E PAID QUADRUPL-E T)(-E FINAL BID ON )(-ER BOUNTY AMOUNT /IF/ S)(-E R-EV-EALS T)(-E FOLLOWING INFORMATION ON T)(-ES-E FOUR TROLLS: LL-EVYN BLAIDD @crypticClinomaniac K)(AVA)( KIRBIR @gospelsGuillotine SOL-EA)( DOR-ET)( @exuberantArc)(ivist and MALLUM PRAVUS @smoot)(Operator if s)(e spills t)(e beans s)(e not only gets quadruple t)(e bounty and t)(e termination of )(er bounty, but t)(e bounty of t)(e followin four trolls will go up immediately at t)(e final bid t)(is auction lands in. t)(ats rig)(t: instead of 1 bounty contract at a )(ig)( value, YOU'LL G-----ET FOUR!!! now aren't i generous. L-------ET T)(-E BIDDING B------EGIN!
Well? ★re you strong?
Noted.
Chat, is this allowed?
✐ᝰ ☝️ I can't be turned in, I have work tomorrow. ᝰᝰ
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despite a few parties )(avin interest in t)(e bounties, nobody actually )(ad t)(e brains to actually... put a fuckin number down on paper. w)(ic)(, you know, is t)(e point of an auction. i see im goin to )(ave to dumb t)(is down a bit for t)(e populace we'll try again tomorrow.