so im goin t)(roug)( my s)(oe collection and it turns out a lotta em )(ave minor fissures at t)(e )(eel because t)(e sole of my foot is too fuckin strong. my steps are too fuckin strong. eug)(, coddamnit. t)(e only reason i didnt notice is t)(at i dont do muc)( social stuff, and w)(en i do t)(e social stuff, its like, super gentle ballroom s)(it. im goin to )(ave to make t)(e egg)(eads at r&d to make me )(eels t)(at )(ave like, specialized )(ydraulics and s)(it to make sure t)(is stupidity doesnt )(appen again.
✨🍭🕷️ there's a musical about this sort of 🕷️🍭✨
w)(at, really? tell me more...
🜏 ii neverr knew u xould have iissues forr wearriin shoes besiides ♱he even♱ual axhe. . .bu♱ aye don'♱ have fee♱ orr legs so ii wouldn'♱ know d:死亡 ♅
✨🍭🕷️ https://open.spotify.com/album/0VfNZpKsykX5WPuyEdBilR?si=dc5ecccd7c554326 guy inherits failing shoe company. partners with drag queen to make high heels that fit big feet and are strong enough to perform in. 🕷️🍭✨
w)(en youre me and can split steel wit)( your bare )(ands and can eat bullets and spit t)(em out, you tend to step )(arder t)(an t)(e average troll
fascinatin...
🜏 haw♱ ♅