In the beginning Gog createD the heavens anD Alternia. Now Alternia was gorMless anD eMpty, Darkness was over the surface of the Deep Down Dark Deep Down, anD the Spirit of Gog was hovering over the waters. AnD Gog saiD, “Let there be light,” anD it was lit as FUCK. Gog saw that the light was sick nasty, anD he separateD the light froM the Darkness. Gog calleD the light “Day,” anD the Darkness he calleD “night.” AnD there was evening, anD there was Morning—the first Day. AnD Gog saiD, “Let there be up” So Gog straight up separateD the water below froM the water above it. AnD it was so. Gog calleD the up “sky.” AnD there was evening, anD there was Morning—the seconD Day. AnD Gog saiD, “Let the water unDer the sky be gathereD to one place, anD let Dry grounD appear. No water for that spot in particular!” AnD it was so. Gog calleD the Dry grounD “lanD,” anD the gathereD waters he calleD “seas.” AnD Gog saw that it was bitchin'! Then Gog saiD, "Let the lanD proDuce vegetation: Have theM plants be fuckin & seeD their kinD all 'rounD the lanD" AnD it was so. The lanD proDuceD vegetation: plants of all shapes & sizes fuckin & bearing fruits anD seeDs of their own kinD. AnD Gog saw that it was bitchin. AnD there was evening, anD there was Morning—the thirD Day. Genesect 1:1-13 #bibleposting :o)
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