
i dont got time for all this i just found out im responsibubble for tha coast guard too and i dont efin kno what that M-EANS. we got trolls living in the ocean wtf does the coast guard gotta guard?? moby i gotta change it to somefin cooler and moor seadweller-centric

How much of your job have you actually been doing? Just out of curiosity.

you neglect TWO parts of your job and suddenly everyones a critic

Waiting patiently for a future chitt regarding another facet of your job you've missed. And hey, I'm not criticizing. I said it was out of curiosity. If nothing's on fire yet, either literally or metaphorically, then I'm going to assume it's something close to fine.

t)(e coast guard does not simply save lives on t)(e beac)(, meena)(. t)(ey also protect t)(e border from invasion, and ensure clearance port for vessels meant to be t)(ere. t)(e coast guard also performs searc)( and rescues for lost vessels out at sea, and collaborate wit)( fis)( and game committees to ensure endangered species of marine life arent bein )(unted.

ocray crazy that you know all aboat the coast guards responsibilities did YOU have one on alternia?

no. but you forget; i conquered eart)( twice. or, will do so. t)(ese stupid )(andmaid powers keep s)(iftin my brain around...

dam i did forget 38/ crazy shit aight. whale imma come to you then if i need moor kelp with this nonsense I KNOW you know how to run a tight ship

careful. dont let t)(e president get wind of t)(at. )(e mig)(t not approve... ...but t)(en again, wit)( your increased responsibilities, )(m, w)(ale, w)(at is )(e R-----EALLY doin in )(is position?

aight aight ease up on the manipuwhispers big me im still naut gonna take over but i for reel carppreciate that u in my fins tryna get me to do the boss shit

)(e)(, )(e)(, well... someone )(as to teac)( t)(e ropes to myself.