Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies. - Jane Crocker, thirty seconds ago.
t)(is banters gettin sad now janey. i t)(ink i speak for everyone w)(en i say t)(at everyone liked you more wit)( t)(e brainwas)(in )(eadband on. talked less, did more, and didnt sit on your ass all t)(e time.
I visited your page again to take another crack at your score. Did you post your nudes. :|
are you really gonna lecture a grown ass empress older t)(an t)(e stardust you in)(ale about postin nudes cod forbid a woman )(ave )(obbies
You assume this is some puritanical rant. I am merely swiping at the low hanging fruit, here. Whoops. No pun intended. Anyhow, that's disappointing. You've made an object of yourself. Not very regal.
im sexy and people like it, i do w)(at i fuckin want, w)(o t)(e fuck are you to put your weird little category on me wors)(ippin me means ALL of me, down to t)(e fuckin body.
You keep telling yourself that! Something tells me your alternates would find this mortifying.
pretty sure t)(eyd get off on it actually. im not a sexless little lump like you.
HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO.
My first tho+ught was that this isn't a perfect metapho+r because fro+gs fo+r dissectio+n are typically dead upo+n arrival. But then I realized that actually makes it kind o+f brilliant, because a jo+ke that warrants explanatio+n co+uld be co+nsidered "dead o+n arrival" anyway.
They say perfection is the enemy of good (humor)! - Also me, also just now.