{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Your name is BURGER NFRIES. You are FIFTEEN SWEEPS OLD, and you are NOT named after the FOOD ITEM. Incidentally, you ARE a manager at BURGER EMPRESS, and you run that shit like HER IMPERIAL NAVY. You do not care for or about GENDER, but you have a THING for BEEFY TROLLS. You do not like to reveal your BLOOD COLOR, because you believe that sort of thing SHOULDN'T MATTER. In your free time you enjoy WATCHING TELEVISION and LONG WALKS on the BEACH. You type in a NORMAL way, but sometimes when you get worked up your MANAGERIAL INSTINCTS kick in. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}
// BURGER? // IM SORRY... DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR LAST NAME... IS BURGER? /quote
eyoooooooo i R-EM-EMB-----ER t)(is franc)(ise. a)(, good times. you still sell t)(e special?
t)(at sucks, but e)(, i know you all work on a rotatin menu anyway. damn, reminds me of t)(e old commercials i used to DO for t)(is. really fuckin nailed t)(em.
so many sweeps of interfranc)(ise battle in order to permanently monopolize t)(e fast food industry and take it away from t)(e )(ands of lowbloods forever... a)(, a war so fraug)(t, yet a war well foug)(t. )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a... so many corpses. you almost couldnt tell t)(em apart from t)(e condiments...
i know, rig)(t? everybody gets all woke about a lil bit of cannibalism but lemme tell ya, w)(en t)(e troll bay seasonin' )(its, its a fuckin dream and not a fucker complains.