[ Become A Horse Application ] 8=l < Who are you > @uninspiredandTalentless 8=l < What kind of horse do you want to become > clydesdale 8=l < What about this breed appeals you enough to be it > massive horse, gentle giant, and the feathering is so good at the hoovsies. also australia has a history with this particular breed of horse (we even have the CCHSA), so as much as they originate in scottland, my little aussie heart adores them 8=l < Why sh001d I help you > being a human suc%, trolls us001ly hate me on sight, being a horse might fi% me. 8=l < Comments > rare horse with a low population due to wars, so you w001d be working on conservation efforts by turning me into this horse. [ Verdict ] 8=l < Conservation implies intention to mate and produce more of these horses 8=l < I hope you are aware 8=l < Your request tickles me though, so I will grant it 8=l < Let me know where to meet you
NEWCASTLE NEWCASTLE AUSTRALIA YESYESYES OH IM GONNA BE SO HORSED UP ON A MONDAY also i did not think the conservation line too much tbh i just really love these horses and want more to exist, i do not intend to reproduce personally
8=l < I'll be coming, then 8=l < I just need to boop your forehead