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D--> That review on "lack 9f acc9m9dati9ns" is utterly laughable D--> The levels we go to satisfy our patrons is intentionally over-the-top as a performance of loyalty and submission D--> One customer complained their seat cushioning was not satisfactory D--> And ordered me to be their cushioning D--> And they sat on my lap for their entire stay D--> And I pet their head and gave them sweet whispers of "よしよし" D--> And while I am certain that was more a request of a #suggestive nature than accommodation D--> I am %pected to %tend myself to the point of absurdity D--> It is not my fault they refuse to listen to me when I address their %act issue to them clearly and concisely

Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
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8=l < I must a% 8=l < Is the other way around also an option

D--> Yes D--> But I am not often requested for that D--> I am quite large for most patrons D--> And they often go for the smaller, cuter staff [The implication has gone over his head]

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < W001d you like to become smaller 8=l < Though I think you are as cute as they come

[Blushes] D--> T-there is no need for that! D--> I quite like being larger than most! D--> I-It provides a different dynamic that is unique to me D--> But- [Bows out of habit from work] D--> Thank you for the offer!

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honse,
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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < That is true 8=l < You're taller than I am 8=l < Not as broad though 8=l < The muscles and the dress are a great combination 8=l < I love the way frills 100k over thick arms 8=l < It's why I chose my own dress design

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