the man vwith the wv shaped birthmark: men of the ampora lineage are tall, strongly built. they vwin evweryones trust and obtain first rate situations, but havwe unfortunate quadrant issues. travwel lovwers, they showv great curiosity and all havwe had ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ many vwoman in their vwhole life. my name is crosuke ampora. im old enough to knowv better. my hivwe is vwherevwer is most convwenient, and i dont havwe any quads. i dont smoke, but i occasionally hold a cig betvween my lips. im in cupe by 5 am, and make sure i get eight hours of sleep, no matter vwhat. after havwing a glass of vwarm milk and doing about tvwenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, i usually havwe no problems sleeping until evwening. just like a baby, i vwake up vwithout any fatigue or stress in the evwening. i vwas told there vwere no issues at my last check-up. im trying to explain that im a person vwho vwishes to livwe a vwery quiet life. i take care not to trouble myself vwith any enemies, like vwinning and losing, that vwould cause me to lose sleep at day. that is howv i deal vwith society, and i knowv that is vwhat brings me happiness. although, if i vwere to fight i vwouldnt lose to anyone. vwith the povwer of my stand, 「she dont use jelly」i can dodge any attack. i can unravwel any scenario. i can be a shitty improvw partner. all vwith those tvwo simple vwords. no, not evwen vwords. just tvwo sounds is all it takes to change reality.
8=l < Briefly mistook you as vaguely interesting befoal I realized it was satire
no this is real.
a1ght th1s ones funny
d*mn... ser1ously bad *ss... 😳