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KARKAT VANTAS
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NEW REVIEW OUT. SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF WATCHING THIS PILE OF SHIT AND JUST READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY INSTEAD. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/FILM/BETTER-OFF-DEAD/

letterboxd.comA ★ review of Better Off Dead... (1985)(I’M GOING TO BEGIN THINGS HERE WITH A BIT OF A PERSONAL NOTE FOR MY READERS. A CERTAIN SOMEONE DECIDED TO CURSE ME WITH THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR THE ART OF THE ROMCOM, AND WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO THEM IS: I WOULD BE BETTER OFF DEAD THAN WITNESSING THIS EVER AGAIN, AND *EVEN MORE* BETTER OFF DEAD THAN WITH YOU. THIS FILM AND YOU ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER, SWEETIE. FUCK YOU.) I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED A FILM THIS CHOCK FULL OF ABSOLUTE STINKING ROTTEN WASTE. *SO* MUCH HAPPENS. IT FEELS LIKE YOU’RE GETTING A REVERSE LOBOTOMY WHEREletterboxd.com
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And to think I tuned my eyes up for some fresh material only to discover this is the same review J and I read over call last night. Tsk, tsk. I'm all for moving untouched product, but to perk me out of my chair and get me excited for another cinematic flaying, only to show me Better off Dead AGAIN? If anyone has recommendations for your purview, it would be me. I've been saddled with more titles than an overencumbered librarian at Jake's behest and enjoyed almost none of them. ... And the scathing reviews DO score better numbers, if that's your angle.

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KARKAT VANTAS
6 months ago
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JESUS GG GET OFF YOUR HIGH HOOFBEAST ALREADY AND CLICK MY BLOG FOR THE REST OF IT. I CAN ONLY TYPE SO FAST. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH PAST KARKAT.

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BUT OK, I’LL BITE. GIMME A RECOMMENDATION AND I’LL WRITE ONE JUST FOR YOU.

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Mulling over the selection. I'll DM you.

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KARKAT VANTAS
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WAITING *SO* PATIENTLY. NOT BURSTING A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL OR ANYTHING.

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