
turning the lights off actually has NOTHING to do with the light switch. you can catch a glimpse of the freaks that unscrew them slightly if youre sharp enough

YES, TINY MICROSCOPIC GOLDBLOODS

I DONT ANSWER TO YOU, GRUNT
no.no.i'm.not... i've.broken.free at.least.for.now honestly.my.story.sounds.like.one.of.your.crazy.conspiracies would.it.be.alright.to.ask.that.question.again?
THAT IIS SO ADORABLE II COULD DIIE FROM HOW CUTE THAT IIS HOW DO THEY SURVIIVE WHAT DO THEY EAT

they eat the LITTLE CRUMBS that we drop
OHHHHH II SEE THAT WOULD EXPLAIIN WHY MY SNACK TRAYS WIILL MYSTERIIOUSLY LOSE CRUMBS DO YOU THIINK II SHOULD LEAVE MORE OUT II BELIIEVE THAT THEY MUST BE WORKIING SO HARD TO KEEP THE LIIGHTS ON ESPECIIALLY FOR MY PIIXIIE DRAPES

YES
THANK YOU FOR KEEPIING ME IINFORMED THIIS IIS VERY VIITAL IINFORMATIION II WIILL BE RECHIITTIING IIT FOR VIISIIBIILIITY
I̳s̳ ̳a̳ ̳b̳e̳l̳i̳e̳f̳ ̳a̳n̳y̳ ̳l̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳p̳o̳t̳e̳n̳t̳ ̳i̳f̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳o̳n̳l̳y̳ ̳i̳n̳s̳p̳i̳r̳e̳s̳ ̳f̳a̳i̳t̳h̳?̳ ̳B̳r̳i̳n̳g̳s̳ ̳m̳i̳r̳t̳h̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳m̳e̳r̳r̳i̳m̳e̳n̳t̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳h̳a̳p̳p̳i̳n̳e̳s̳s̳?̳ ̳T̳o̳o̳ ̳m̳u̳c̳h̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳r̳o̳o̳t̳e̳d̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳r̳u̳t̳h̳.̳ ̳T̳o̳o̳ ̳m̳u̳c̳h̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳d̳e̳s̳c̳r̳i̳b̳e̳d̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳f̳a̳n̳c̳i̳f̳u̳l̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳b̳e̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳i̳m̳p̳r̳a̳c̳t̳i̳c̳a̳l̳.̳ ̳W̳a̳v̳e̳l̳e̳n̳g̳t̳h̳s̳.̳ ̳V̳o̳l̳t̳a̳g̳e̳.̳ ̳A̳m̳p̳e̳r̳e̳s̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳e̳ ̳f̳u̳n̳n̳y̳ ̳l̳i̳t̳t̳l̳e̳ ̳c̳r̳e̳a̳t̳u̳r̳e̳s̳ ̳t̳h̳a̳t̳ ̳f̳l̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳m̳s̳e̳l̳v̳e̳s̳ ̳b̳e̳t̳w̳e̳e̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳m̳,̳ ̳s̳o̳m̳e̳ ̳c̳a̳l̳l̳,̳ ̳e̳l̳e̳c̳t̳r̳o̳n̳s̳.̳ ̳E̳n̳t̳i̳t̳i̳e̳s̳ ̳w̳h̳o̳s̳e̳ ̳p̳o̳s̳i̳t̳i̳o̳n̳s̳ ̳c̳a̳n̳n̳o̳t̳ ̳b̳e̳ ̳k̳n̳o̳w̳n̳ ̳a̳n̳d̳ ̳m̳e̳a̳s̳u̳r̳e̳d̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳s̳p̳e̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳i̳s̳ ̳u̳n̳c̳e̳r̳t̳a̳i̳n̳t̳y̳ ̳s̳h̳r̳o̳u̳d̳s̳ ̳a̳l̳l̳ ̳k̳n̳o̳w̳n̳ ̳s̳c̳i̳e̳n̳c̳e̳s̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳b̳l̳a̳n̳k̳e̳t̳s̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳v̳o̳i̳d̳,̳ ̳p̳o̳c̳k̳e̳t̳s̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳u̳n̳a̳n̳s̳w̳e̳r̳e̳d̳ ̳q̳u̳e̳s̳t̳i̳o̳n̳s̳.̳ ̳T̳h̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳t̳i̳n̳y̳ ̳e̳n̳t̳i̳t̳i̳e̳s̳ ̳b̳e̳y̳o̳n̳d̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳d̳e̳t̳e̳c̳t̳i̳o̳n̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳y̳w̳h̳e̳r̳e̳.̳ ̳Y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳b̳o̳d̳i̳e̳s̳ ̳a̳r̳e̳ ̳b̳u̳r̳i̳e̳d̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳m̳.̳ ̳Y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳e̳y̳e̳l̳a̳s̳h̳e̳s̳ ̳a̳l̳o̳n̳e̳ ̳c̳o̳n̳t̳a̳i̳n̳ ̳c̳o̳u̳n̳t̳l̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳l̳u̳c̳k̳y̳ ̳l̳i̳t̳t̳l̳e̳ ̳t̳h̳i̳n̳g̳s̳ ̳c̳a̳p̳t̳i̳v̳e̳l̳y̳ ̳c̳a̳p̳t̳i̳v̳a̳t̳e̳d̳ ̳a̳s̳ ̳e̳t̳e̳r̳n̳a̳l̳ ̳a̳u̳d̳i̳e̳n̳c̳e̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳y̳ ̳s̳i̳g̳h̳t̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳ ̳s̳e̳e̳.̳
