ABOUT 93 PERCENT OF ALL HIVEHOLD GARBAGE IS SENT DIRECTLY TO LANDFILL. THE OTHER 7 PERCENT is heavily processed into redistributable comestibles. THINK TWICE before you buy something
now you get to watch me starve
BIevey, I aam too fuckking tired for this shit, aas the cool kkids saay nowaadaays. YOu eaat or do not, you aare aan aadult troll caapaable of maakking your own decisions. OR do you waant me to get ORmici involved?
DONT PATRONIZE ME. IM WATCHING YOU COOK whether you like it or not SO DONT TRY TO POISON ME.
BIevey, we both kknow I caare aabout ORmici too much to hurt you. WAaatch me if you waant, I aam not aadding aany daangerous substaances. HAaaze, ORmici aand me aare going to be eaating it too
.. fine
THaankk you, much aappreciaated. DO we need aanything besides dinner stuff?
LET'S TALK ELSEWHERE about this
AAlright. MAaay I messaage you? OR shaall I send out smokke signaals?
HAR HAR HAR.
AAlwaays haappy to aamuse