[I WA$ ALREADY $TARTING TO MI$$ EVIDET UNTIL HE APPEARED IN MY NOTIF$ I AM ELATED]
⧃ That's better! Two things here. One, we weren't discussing whether I am "basic" we were discussing if I had fun. Those things are fun, I have them, ergo I have fun. Two. way to go contradicting yourself. Am I weird, or am I painfully normal? You are all over the place tonight.
[YOU HAVE IN#REDIBLY WEIRD TA$TE$ IN #OFFEE FLAVOUR$ WHILE BEING PAINFULLY BA$I# I$ WHAT I MEAN YOU NEED TO ADD $OME PIZZAZZ TO YOUR LIFE EVIDET GO GET YOUR LEG HUMPED BY A MALE DAN#ER AT THE $TRIP #LUB OR $OMETHING TRULY LIFE #HANGING ]
⧃ THAT is your bar? That's the line between middling and notable? To get your leg humped by a male dancers? Also, I don't just like men. You would notice that if you paid attention. I happen to have better things to do than getting my rocks off with strangers you pay for, if that is a concept you're capable of grasping. I have my fun in ways I actually enjoy.
[THAT IT$ NOT THE LINE FOR ME IT I$ MERELY AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT I #ON$IDER FUN GO #RA$H A $#UTTLEBUGGY AMD GET A #ON#U$$ION BREAK A RIB TRYING TO #AT#H AND EAT A GIANT AQUATI# BEA$T AND I KNOW YOU DON'T ONLY LIKE MEN THAT$ LIKE A GIVEN I NEVER MADE AN A$$UMPTION AND I DID NOT PAY FOR IT THE GUY JU$T FU#KING JUMPED ME WHILE I WA$ MID MARGARITA AND I LET HIM AL$O WHAT I$ THE POINT OF ALL THI$ WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT OKAY YOU HAVE FUN $O WHAT EVERYONE HA$ FUN I KNOW YOU #AN BE FUN AND YOU #AN HAVE FUN EVEN IF THAT FUN MAY BY EXTREMELY BORING TO ME]
⧃ I DON'T CARE WHY HE HUMPED YOUR LEG. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE FUN.
⧃ YES, NOW, AT THE END OF THE DISCUSSION. I'm losing my mind. I'm going to get a drink.
⧃ Have fun.