8-> THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD TAKE DOWN THE FATHER OF CYPHERCASH BY BLOWING UP #ERIDANWEEK? I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT #AMPORACOIN IS GOING NUCLEAR FOR WEEKS, AND THIS ONLY PROVED IT! I'VE MINTED OVER A THOUSAND COINS, AND NONE HAVE EVER BEEN AS EXCITING AS THIS FOLKS!
8-> CHECK MY INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO AND THINK AGAIN! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!
[YOUR INVE$TMENT PORTFOLIO I$ IN THE -100000! HOW MU#H MORE MONEY #AN YOU LO$E BY INVE$TING IN THE$E $T↑ID FU#KING #OIN$]
8-> HATERS ARE PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL, BUT YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER! LIE AND DECEIVE ALL YOU LIKE, YOU CAN'T FOOL COMMERCE!
[I WANNA $EE YOUR #ARD GETTING DENIED AT TROLLMART AFTER PUR#HA$ING A $INGLE BAG OF #HIP$!!!]
8-> YOUR DESPERATION REEKS! YOUR ENVY IS TURNING YOU GREEN! I HAVE SEVERAL BAGS OF CHIPS RIGHT THIS MOMENT AND YOU CAN HAVE EXACTLY NONE OF THEM!
[I WOULDNT WANT #HIP$ TOU#HED BY YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE #HUDY FINGER$!]
8-> SOMEONE CALL THE ALCHEMISTS, BECAUSE THIS FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE PEON DOESN'T REALIZE HE'S DEALING WITH THE MOST POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUSLY CAPABLE CURRENCY EXPERT ON THE PLANET! CLEARLY HIS BRAIN HAS TURNED TO LEAD!
[TALK ABOUT LEAD YOU $EEM TO BE PLENTY $URROUNDED BY IT $EEMING THAT YOU #AN'T FORM A #OHERENT $ENTEN#E!!!!!!]