Kidnapping Case Update: Is that a fucking bear. When did we have bears on this planet. What bears exist in the fuckin' desert.
Ursssi harenae. You were not aware of them before entering the desssert?
YOU'RE TROLLS HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ALIEN DESERT SPACE BEARS???
Makes sense on some level that we'd have animals around if it can sustain people.
If there are one of those freaky giant sandworm things on this planet I swear I'm moving to Alternia.
I don't think it's big enough for 'em. Honestly, might find da sandworms on Alternia proper. That's where the real fucked up shit is.
Alright fair I guess I talked with one-a you about Earthen neo-colonialist feminist poetry one time I guess this isn't that outta the ballpark.
As far as I've seen so far they just have the same stuff on Earth just with stupider, overly literal names.
They really don't. They got that weird... megafauna bullshit happenin'. One a' da more imfamous ones had a friggin' 10 story tall spider fer a mom! I ain't steppin' foot there. Ain't no money in the world that can make me.