.sO .here is the situatioN .i sneak a glitter bomb under your ablution seat while im inviting you out for grubotlE .i ACCIDENTALLy .asterisK .order yours with the soured uddergrub secretionS .when were done chilling later ,i drop you off at hive none the wiseR .the consequences run their coursE .BOOm .violently ,utterly ASS BLASTEd .BY GLITTEr .then you suffer the fact that your pants ,underwear and feces will all sparkle for the next perigeE #violencE #grosS ??
hErE's the sItuatiOn that wOUld fOllOw. yOU get IntO yOUr scUttlebUggy yOU start the EnginE it ExplodEs and yOU dIE. #violence
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Hello. Thi𝓈 i𝓈 vile. You 𝓈houldn't po𝓈t thing𝓈 like thi𝓈.
.I APPRECIATE THE SPIRIt .but with all being in good fun lets descalatate this a taD .non lethal prank backS .HOWEVEr .if at any point you render my coach inoperable i will consider that grounds to commit real acts of malicious violence with intent to seriously maim or culL .i have limitS .i worked hard on that thinG .your ass will survive the glitter blastinG
🔪 If you did this to me I’d make a mask out of your face :0) #gore
.under the expectation youll get me back with equivalent dedication to the biT
8outta wake up covered in 88q sauce instead of slime
.YEAAAAh .now were talkinG
.too baD
fInE. i'm bAngIn the cOAch when yOu'rE not lOokIn. hows that for a prank back #nsfw
?how the fucK .leave mR wheelS exhaust pipe alonE .satisfactory prank carry oN