COLUMBO!?!? GUYS WERE SCREWED!!! PACK IT UP GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!
ṅȯ!! ṅȯ!!! Dȯ ṅȯt frėt!! Cȯlumbȯ is a gȯȯd friėṅd! A vėry ėxcėllėṅt humaṅ!!
MAYBE TO YOU! BUT NOT TO ME! IM ONE OF THOSE CRIME TYPES!
...Yȯu arė....? I havė... much tȯ thiṅk abȯut...
boo! (i am joking i'm not the actual columbo!)
AHHH!! OH YOURE NOT? THANK GOD!
i'm not him! he's just a favorite tv show detective of mine!
BUT HE ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN THATS SCARY!
he's always really nice though, even to the people he catches! he might offer you some scotch or brandy!
WELL I DO LIKE A GOOD GLASS OF SCOTCH BRANDY