watch1ng the duell1st fuck up eggs so cons1stently rem1nds me of when jackaldad was try1ng to teach me how when 1 was younger. he'd just leave the h1ve to go do someth1ng bc he got d1stracted and the eggs would bo1l unt1l the pot was dry and they'd explode all over the walls, ce1l1ng, and floor. th1s happened l1ke 3 t1mes btw
God, your lusus is crazy. Like, I love that he does that, because it gives you great stories to tell, but it's fucking crazy that it happens CONSISTENTLY.
wollfmom was much lless goofy. she woulld just do a quadruplle fllip taillsllam and expect me to dodge
god 1 love h1m but hes so d1stracted. before my h1ve burnt down, he for sure was gonna do 1t h1mself bc he left the h1ve ent1rely w1th a pot of meat bo1l1ng on the stove
Dodge what, breakfast?
you better fuck1ng dodge. much eas1er than do1ng h1ve rounds just to make sure that someth1ng doesnt catch on f1re when youre not around