most amporas are fincels. #fincel #dontbitemybit
HEY hey that is my quirk you are not royal enough to use that wwho gavve you the flippin permission i could givve it to you perhaps ovver dinner
do you even know what humans like to eat?
for your information i probably knoww more about humans than you people do about the noble and semi aquatic caste a vviolet hued exemplars i pertain to howwevver i am going to wwager a guess here and say humans like to eat oil filled slop dumped betwween twwo baked buns or sometimes chinese takeout heard that one bein throwwn around a lot
o m g. you did NOT just offer to take me out to a chinese takeout dinner. how, like, easily amused do you think i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like, if youre too broke to take me out anywhere nice, then FORGET it.
wwell howw in the flippin FUCK am i supposed to knoww chinese takeout is cheap guess wwhat girl wwhere i come from lobster and giant prawwn are dime a dozen so howw about you turn that cute plebian button nose dowwn and come ovver to mine for the FINEST and MOST EXPENSIVVE cuts a seafood you can evver hope to havve howwevver i hope you knoww that if i am treating you to lit candles jaunty music and a steaming hot wwhite alternian lobster you had better come dressed to the nines and wwith sparkling convversation
did i say cute i meant stupid
is this, like, your very first date ever, eridan?
nevver mind you are not invvited anywwhere near me anymore go awway
but eridan!!!!!!
but eridan wwhat huh wwhat kinda poppycock are you gonna speww about it eh i knoww howw to go on a date thank you vvery much and it sounds like you in fact do not wwant to havve an expensivve seafood dinner wwhere i givve you treasure and jewwels after so fine keep yourself ovver there and i wwill keep myself ovver here brooding wwatching storms painting mini wwizard statuettes all by myself