Me and Porrim are attending an event soon. I take far too long to do my makeup so she is always kind enough to help me. ::::D
Comedic caption? Like what?
hmmm i am still thinkin on it i think there is somethin in the vvein of "she is alwways kind enough to do me" but that is a course too simple and crass one piece a the comedy puzzle still bakin maybe a joke about quickies or howw fast she has to "do me" to not be late are you followwing me here aranea i hope so
Oh, Eridan! These are ALL much too crass. This is simply a friend helping another friend there is no need to make it so inappropri8te.
oh really oh okay pardon me alloww me to beep beep oh my wwhat wwas that aranea did you hear that going o beep beep oh shit hey it is my patented bee ess detection devvice oh my wword it is goin off and gasp it is pointin in your direction
I am not "8ee ess"ing!!!! I am 8eing entirely truthful! >::::/
listen aranea do not take this the wwrong wway it is not that i believve you to be a lady of ill repute or of the hedonistic sort in fact i knoww for a fact you probably are not most a you are not but wwhat i do also knoww is that despite many a you proclaimin to the contrary and evven takin vvowws a celibacy your entire beforan group does nothin but dress up showw up kiss break up start drama sleep around gossip pretend you are too good for any a it then beginnin all ovver again am i wwrong here because i vvery wwell may be but there is also the matter a the sublime and painting wworthy sensuality and attraction present in this picture or maybe i am simply lookin at pictures a both a you and projectin
While I will not deny that my group and many other iterations of my group are consistently wrapped up in interpersonal drama I am not entertaining the sexual fantasies you are creating pertaining to this image of me and my FRIEND! So yes, I 8elieve this is projection! You should turn yourself around and place yourself in a corner for treating lady so crudely. >::::/
wwhat the hell i wwas not tryin to treat you so crudely ugh okay fine i am turnin into the corner i just wwant it to be knowwn that friend is a fickle border and can often bend like kelp in the sea wwinds that does not mean you and por havve anythin going on i am not claimin you are a liar just that friend is not a hard and fast label as you ascribe and evven further more the truth does not havve to be present for the sake a comedic caption anywways i am in the corner noww okay sorry sheesh tuckin my cape into the corners and all
Your commentary is noted. I am very appreciative that you listened!
monstrosities hhhrrrrrnn gggrraaahh okay youre wwelcome hmph