@cthonicAspirations — #vaguepost
yknoww the thing about a shark shes got lifeless eyes black eyes like a doll’s eyes wwhen she comes after ya she doesn’t seem to be livvin until she bites ya and those black eyes roll ovver wwhite and then awwww then you hear that terrible pitch screamin the ocean turns red and in spite of all the poundin and the hollerin she comes in and rips ya to pieces #vvaguepost #pitchpoetry
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i swwear you take one phone call in the middle of a steamy pitch date and all of a sudden she is diggin her nails into the vveins atop your hands so hard you may as wwell havve permanent nail shaped scar marks noww #vvaguepost #pitchproblems
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