The Dudesce
@cultivatedContrast
)(is )(auteurious Condescension - Blessed Bulwark Against T)(e Vast Glub - Feel free to gape in awe but I am a very c)(ill Dude most ass)(oredly.
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W)(ale of course. It is mandatory foar a reefson! )(ow else would a troll be getting away wit)( a position just s)(uffling papers and p)(onecalls? It would be cruel even to t)(em!
My my my, rounding up w)(at passes for... Currentcy? Already! Oddly eroticised scorekeeping metrics. Truly t)(e rig)(t place for mys)(ellf. I can sea t)(e appeel already, scandalous efin. Could make a game of it wit)( t)(e Seacretary! Stretc)( goals or somefin. T)(ey've got exspearience as is you know. Practically unfair to t)(eir busy -Emperor!
Ws the exspearience supposed to be a fish pun
You got it! Sea you can find cleverness anyw)(ere a pan is applied! Spearfis)(ing, little... Venture? Tell me do t)(ey go by titles, names, oar somefin else )(ere? I inputted preferred title and even my direct line of communication! W)(at else )(ave I got a team of filterers foar?
Fascinating. No, my name is Casper and my username is just a joke from a game I played with my friends. Most people just put the names they want to be called. That could be first name last name, their Title, or even a nickname. Are you an emperor from another timeline then?
A s)(ame. I'd )(ave liked to sea somet)(ing truly transtemporal rig)(t away. -Even if just a seally little name. But I'm a patient man. My countenance speaks for its)(ellf. Of course! And t)(ey told me I'd be wasting time explaining mys)(ellf all nig)(t! I'll )(ave someone note w)(oever told me.
..What's your Alternia look like, then? Maybe you'll find your transtemporal differences there
Dreadfully boring ball of grey rock. Oceans. Old Glubby dearest. )(ardly wort)( t)(e panpower to remifis)(. T)(e decision to send adults to t)(e fleets was a real stroke of genius all t)(at ugliness aside. All t)(e sig)(ts t)(ey get to sea and important work to do! -Eventually t)(ose geneticissors will get a Mot)(ergrub suitable foar transplant offworld and even t)(e young will get to sea t)(e new frontiers ours and t)(eir blood is buying. Lovely.
You still live on Alternia or are you frontiering
T)(ink young Casper! If t)(e adult are spaceborne t)(en I would be...? O)( no time foar t)(at. On t)(e flags)(ip of course! W)(at wasteful excuse foar a troll wouldn't lead from t)(e front? Mys)(ellf and trusted retinue at t)(e tip of t)(e trident as it were. Best place to collect new specimens anywave.
Collect new specimens? Like.. Aliens or what?
Can't just fork t)(em all now can I? R)(etorical of course. But waste not want not and I'll want foar not)(ing.
I Was Told Once By A Friend That My Smile Makes Me Appear " Stabby ", And Yet I Am Still Prodded With Interest Every Time I #nsfw #nsfc Post. #violence
Teet)( are s)(arp for a reefson. Wisdom for free! 38D