uh oh i think i accidentally altered the existential script by making a very accidental addition to caliborn's tastes oopsies )(oωo)(
YOu ARE SO CuRIOuSLY FRAuGHT. WITH YOuR PRESuMPTIVE ASS INSINuATIONS. OF WHAT I LIKE. AND CHOOSE TO DISLIKE. BY MY OWN BOSS ASS VOLITION. NEED I REMIND YOu. OF THE ALMIGHTY. ALL OBLITERATING EMINENCE. OF MY TIMELINE FRACTuRING PIMPHAND. THAT HAS TIME AND TIME AGAIN. RIPPLED THE OILY SuRFACE. OF THE MIRROR. STARING BACK AT YOu AT NIGHT. WHEN LEFT ALONE WITH YOuR WORTHLESS THOuGHTS. EMBODYING ALL OF REALITY MADE MANIFEST. YOu CHANGE NOTHING. YOu ONLY. WITNESS. MY GREATNESS.
actually,i do change plenty of things! or at least let the others do the dirty work i'd be a huge mary sue if i were to personally do everything since none of the inhabitants are able to harm a being of my size and the very concept of a mary sue makes me want to hurl my tendrils )(oωo)(