
i gotta pick up a hobby whale im in here who wanna sea me get crazy good at basketball or somefin we got a courtyard hoop

i can provide contraband if you need it :)

you tha best harley moby ill take you up on that

send what you need and i'll pick it up, no sweat!

i think i need to see 7ou dunk so hard 7ou break the rim more than an7thing else a(tuall7

IF THIS IS THE THING YOU WANT TO LOCK IN ON, THEN AFTER YOU'VE FINISHED SOLO LEVELING LIKE A FUCKING GOD, GET YOUR ASS OVER TO THIS MOON AND BALL OUR STUPID BOSS BA(LL)BY INTO A FUCKING COFFIN. I'M SICK OF ALL THIS TALK OF "BALL KNOWERS" AND "HE KNOWS BALL." IF YOU CAN SHUT HIS SMARMY PLUSH RUMP UP FOR FIVE SECONDS WITH THE AID OF ANY TYPE OF ORB, I WILL GIVE YOU ONE SINGLE, REDEEMABLE KARKAT FAVOR. WHICH IS LEGAL TENDER AT THE CHALKBOX'S OFFICE.

dam i was just pike tryna shoot some hoops you got too much confidence in my ball knowledge buoy id walk into yo place of work and get de atomized

WE HAVE A RE-ATOMIZER. SOMEWHERE. THAT MIGHT BE A HANDMAID FAVOR. OR A KURLOZ FAVOR. SO MAKE SURE YOU REALLY COME WITH A FULL EQUIP LOAD.

holy mackarel if my life is in the hands of a damara or a kurloz my shit is batter fried nubs you got the wrong beach for the job

GIVE IT A PERIGEE'S TRAINING ARC. THEY'LL PROBABLY BE UPGRADING ME TO RE-ATOMIZER CLEARANCE ANY DAY, NOW. I WILL PERSONALLY FUCKING SPONSOR YOUR HOSTILE INVASION OF THE BALL COURT.

ey you lemme kno when that happens and ill be there