Blayke Varkei
@cyberneticCorporat
>Human music is great. Listening to Arctic Monkeys while smoking, looking out over a town from a hill... So much to explore on Earth C, unlike my homeworld
have 7ou seen an7thing interesting latel7?
>Mm, you? Outside of that, it's been interesting finding creatures that aren't cybernetic in one way or another
i don’t (ount! i’m not from earth ( either, 7ou flatterer! reall7? there’s nothing natural in 7our original world?
man. that sounds kinda interesting, a(tuall7. i’d like to see that, at least on(e. fu(kin. (7bersquirrels eating te(hnuts.
if dexter and vesi(a doing s(ientifi(all7 ina((urate rolepla7 sex in the oval offi(e leads me to this more often i will see if i (an't get them to do (reationism i swear #nsfw
>I mean it just seemed opportune, but really all you gotta do is ask...~
i'll be sure to, then!
>Mmhm. If you need me now however, I will be in my respiteblock, waiting for you ;)
and 7ou will not be waiting long, i (an guarantee that
(annot re(ommend unprofessional behavior enough. hoo #suggestive
>Heheh. But you correct my behaviour so well, beautiful
i think (orre(ting 7our behavior is the opposite thing i'm doing
>Oh I mean normally, you inspire such devious behavior in me, beloved~ Do let me know if you ever need some relief, at any point~ I don't mind hiding under a desk for a while~ #nsfw #suggestive
ever7 time 7ou sa7 stuff like that to me i have to take a lap around the room to (alm down enough to respond
>Need me to come back in your office~? Not like there's much else going on...
let's go somewhere more private. i (an't sleep in 7our arms here
sounds good to me
>What the fuck is going on at the grey house
pailing #nsfw
I don't know...why the insist...on roleplaying...pollination...if they...refuse...to do it...correctly....hhhh (- . - ❀)
>OH so your problem isn't that it's happening in the first place, just that it's wrong?
well, offer's open if 7ou want to (hange that
Yes....they should...learn...proper...pollination...to truly...effectively....roleplay it...(- . - ❀)
>I'll be by your office asap. Want me to come in a secretary outfit or just the usual~?
7ou're the important part! (ome in whatever 7ou feel is (omfortable. not like it's gonna sta7 on that long, an7wa7s #suggestive
>Okay fair, not like my hairstyle really screams secretary anyway. Be there soon!
I just want to get your attention. I, Barak Trollbama, have been asked to return to the Gray House by none other than @cuttlefishCuller herself. Thankfully, she has voluntarily submitted to a lifelong sentence in federal prison. Her only request of keeping her palmhusk will be honored. There will, of course, be changes to my administration; many resigned under Meenah’s rule. TO THE CABINET, for those of you who would like to return, you may. However, to those of you who would like to take a step away from politics, I understand completely. Many of you are still on PTO—I encourage you to enjoy it to it's fullest. Those who do not wish to return may alert me, or a member of my staff, and I will do my best to honor your wishes in the timely manner. TO MY CONSTITUENTS, I thank you all for your patience in this trying time. I understand there was much turmoil, fear, and instability. I assure you, that will be rectified as soon as possible. Please feel free to message me directly about any concerns you may have. Let me be clear: Daddy's home. Thank you. YOUR PRESIDENT, Barak Trollbama
