Blayke Varkei
@cyberneticCorporat
I think @forgottenJade should be allowed to commit any crimes she wants.
I'm glad you support my wifes crimes
>You're kinda my boss, you tell me to look the other way and I do
Next time you go on a mission BRING ME I don't want to only be doing paper work :(
If you don’t want to live on Alternia, or in your current universe, you can just come to Earth-C by the way. There’s not like citizenship or anything. You can just show up.
>I could move again, would be nice to be closer to my employer
>Nobody tell trollbama about the security guard I stuffed in that locker
Do it again.
Lol was it Michael?
That’s what they get for being caught lacking.
>Yeah, really I'm just testing your security. I mean nobody stopped me on my way in, so
I’d say I was upgrading my security, but I am certain I don’t need to. Thank you for bringing the slackers to my attention, however.
>Don't worry, they're still alive, just knocked out and stuffed uncomfortably into lockers.
I can’t even be a damsel in distress anymore, my staff is far too efficient. #SufferingFromSuccess.
>Oh, I can always re-lock the door for you. You asked so I busted you out
No, it was impressive. Your work is appreciated as always.
Accidentally locked myself in my office. I have been talking to myself for the past few minutes because I know this office is wiretapped to hell.
>Hopefully nothing important... I'm at the door now.
Praise be.
… I won’t question how you can do that. I will instead just give you my thanks.
The Gray House is higher security than most other buildings.
Making a hydrogen bomb for Trollbama.
>I didn't think picking the locks of the Grey House would be on the docket today but I'm happy to do my job? I guess that's technically search and rescue, right?
“Rescue” doing a lot of the heavy lifting there, but I am thankful nonetheless.
I am willing to approve a bonus if you succeed.
>Not to worry, I'll succeed. Just walking into the Grey House now, Sir
Don’t worry, I’m locked in.
Do you need help?
I think I’ve got it handled.
Okay. I can always make a bomb to blow up the door for you though.