Blayke Varkei
@cyberneticCorporat
>Mm, forgot how much sitting around I end up doing waiting for a story
>Hmm, guess I'm gonna start getting back into my side hustle... Journalism
>Nobody tell trollbama about the security guard I stuffed in that locker
Sorry. I ironically went against the person's wishes.
>Yeah, really I'm just testing your security. I mean nobody stopped me on my way in, so
I’d say I was upgrading my security, but I am certain I don’t need to. Thank you for bringing the slackers to my attention, however.
>Don't worry, they're still alive, just knocked out and stuffed uncomfortably into lockers.
>I didn't think picking the locks of the Grey House would be on the docket today but I'm happy to do my job? I guess that's technically search and rescue, right?
“Rescue” doing a lot of the heavy lifting there, but I am thankful nonetheless.
>Not to worry, I'll succeed. Just walking into the Grey House now, Sir
>I shouldn't have delved into my memories... >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnZVO5IxeM0 > #Musicposting
>How many cigarettes can a girl go through in an hour...
>https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=nK9wM_WLjhA&si=JmUHdBkY5t6OjlLe #musicposting
>https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EOtEEPuoFpk&si=FnakcdpwbDxqUpz9 > #Music
>Finally signing the papers for my new place...
>Fucking... Tired of my hand. I need to be treated to something more... Rougher, better. #nsfw
hi hi!!! i come here because i believe my expertise would be of great help to you!! would like a resume? :D
i shouldn't be surprised. i'm not that secretive about it huh? :P so uh may i help? please?
>https://open.spotify.com/track/10qbHF920zH5K8C8IcE5AL?si=ffuTVQhpQgmskjBuDGEyXw > #musicposting >Fun fact, I once broke out of a Corpo building guns blazing listening to this song. Only took like. Six bullets.
>Last person who flirted with me ended up defenestrated (Unrelated, mostly). Not sure how I'd handle non-sexual flirting these days
>did that statue just move
>Wonder if it'd be a breach of contract to engage in certain.. Proclivities, while employed by the Earth-C government... (Just like. Drugs. Not anything too crazy.) #substances
if. there were. then. i would be. out. of a position. #beetleweed #substance
>Sick, I needed to be sure before I go find a dealer. As Search and Rescue, wasn't sure if it was disallowed or anything #substance
>How exactly can a milk be controversial?
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>Don’t know how I began but I was once a decent man >The promises I was made were made to keep me a slave >Cornered and kept on a wage to come the worst of my rage >One day the curtain falls > #lyricsposting https://open.spotify.com/track/4QFsfUVgZesJCJ7jQXCXZ4?si=W8_c_fpXTFSEwEm6jZFMFg
>Ugh, I need fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, pailing. #Nsfw. obviously.
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>Lotta detectives around, these days
As long as they respect the original the can stay.
One of them's already gotten debarred, so I'm not sure how well this fares for the future of crime solving.
Because it is. You don't get to become a real sleuth without a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and piss getting literally and metaphorically kicked outta ya.
Ok★y well first of ★ll, I'm Sylink Prot★h, I've met ex★ctly one guy who c★n do th★t. Second of ★ll, how do you kick the piss out someone?
You gotta hit 'em at the right angle. This is also part-a your sleuth training don't worry I'll show you. You gotta, like, tilt your foot at a diagonal angle to get it to work.
Hey listen, I get you're de★d set on tr★ining me to be ★ Sleuth but just so you're ★w★re I h★ven't t★ken my ★dder★ll in like sweeps so I'm prob★bly going to be b★d ★t it.
>Wonder if I should go to fight night. Now I can finally attend, not stuck in that gonked out city
>I dunno about squaring up, only got the one good arm for fighting, but I might watch
>Never thought I'd be working a government job, but. it's nice to have something solid for once