Blayke Varkei
@cyberneticCorporat
>Human music is great. Listening to Arctic Monkeys while smoking, looking out over a town from a hill... So much to explore on Earth C, unlike my homeworld
>Mm, you? Outside of that, it's been interesting finding creatures that aren't cybernetic in one way or another
i don’t (ount! i’m not from earth ( either, 7ou flatterer! reall7? there’s nothing natural in 7our original world?
man. that sounds kinda interesting, a(tuall7. i’d like to see that, at least on(e. fu(kin. (7bersquirrels eating te(hnuts.
>What the fuck is going on at the grey house
I don't know...why the insist...on roleplaying...pollination...if they...refuse...to do it...correctly....hhhh (- . - ❀)
>OH so your problem isn't that it's happening in the first place, just that it's wrong?
Yes....they should...learn...proper...pollination...to truly...effectively....roleplay it...(- . - ❀)
>I'll be by your office asap. Want me to come in a secretary outfit or just the usual~?
7ou're the important part! (ome in whatever 7ou feel is (omfortable. not like it's gonna sta7 on that long, an7wa7s #suggestive
>Okay fair, not like my hairstyle really screams secretary anyway. Be there soon!
>Chittr: This wipe, we lost our dear president trollbama. >Trollbama: Quit telling people I'm dead! >Chittr: Sometimes we can still hear his voice
>Huh. Hopefully I'll still have a job after all's said and done.
>Mm, forgot how much sitting around I end up doing waiting for a story
>Hmm, guess I'm gonna start getting back into my side hustle... Journalism
>Nobody tell trollbama about the security guard I stuffed in that locker
Sorry. I ironically went against the person's wishes.
>Yeah, really I'm just testing your security. I mean nobody stopped me on my way in, so
I’d say I was upgrading my security, but I am certain I don’t need to. Thank you for bringing the slackers to my attention, however.
>Don't worry, they're still alive, just knocked out and stuffed uncomfortably into lockers.
>I didn't think picking the locks of the Grey House would be on the docket today but I'm happy to do my job? I guess that's technically search and rescue, right?
“Rescue” doing a lot of the heavy lifting there, but I am thankful nonetheless.
>Not to worry, I'll succeed. Just walking into the Grey House now, Sir
>I shouldn't have delved into my memories... >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnZVO5IxeM0 > #Musicposting
>How many cigarettes can a girl go through in an hour...
>https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=nK9wM_WLjhA&si=JmUHdBkY5t6OjlLe #musicposting
>https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EOtEEPuoFpk&si=FnakcdpwbDxqUpz9 > #Music
>Finally signing the papers for my new place...
>Fucking... Tired of my hand. I need to be treated to something more... Rougher, better. #nsfw
hi hi!!! i come here because i believe my expertise would be of great help to you!! would like a resume? :D
i shouldn't be surprised. i'm not that secretive about it huh? :P so uh may i help? please?
>https://open.spotify.com/track/10qbHF920zH5K8C8IcE5AL?si=ffuTVQhpQgmskjBuDGEyXw > #musicposting >Fun fact, I once broke out of a Corpo building guns blazing listening to this song. Only took like. Six bullets.
>Last person who flirted with me ended up defenestrated (Unrelated, mostly). Not sure how I'd handle non-sexual flirting these days
>did that statue just move
>Wonder if it'd be a breach of contract to engage in certain.. Proclivities, while employed by the Earth-C government... (Just like. Drugs. Not anything too crazy.) #substances
if. there were. then. i would be. out. of a position. #beetleweed #substance
>Sick, I needed to be sure before I go find a dealer. As Search and Rescue, wasn't sure if it was disallowed or anything #substance
>How exactly can a milk be controversial?
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>Don’t know how I began but I was once a decent man >The promises I was made were made to keep me a slave >Cornered and kept on a wage to come the worst of my rage >One day the curtain falls > #lyricsposting https://open.spotify.com/track/4QFsfUVgZesJCJ7jQXCXZ4?si=W8_c_fpXTFSEwEm6jZFMFg
