← @turncoatGoathead

being a dreambubble ghost fucking sucks because youre not even a real ghost youre just like normal like yeah i can fly but i already could do that after i got my ass blown up that one time in some irrelevant life event im not saying id want to be some kind of slimer freak secreting juices everywhere but the squid gods couldve hooked me up with some cooler powersets

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(=\>.</=) If mew ever want to bro talk it out hmu, man. My feline slash equestrian ears are always open.

what about being a cooler ghost because to me it seems pretty fucking self explanatory getting my poltergeist on by just throwing grandmas expensive china aware like its no tomorrow flickering the lights on and off like im nosferatu but no instead i just have to use my hands and pick shit up and finagle the light switch like a jackass

I can vouch that being a real ghost is much preferable to the tragedy you have going on. ▼

man dont call me tragic ben drowned what the fuck

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You've met with a terrible fate and you don't even get reality-warping powers along with it. Major L. ▼

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