BATTER UP < FUN SLAUGHTER SPHERE FACT: EVERY BALL WILL GET WHAT IT FUCKING DESERVES. > HOMERUN

you musr really like slaughter.. sphere…
BATTER UP < SLAUGHTER SPHERE IS MY LIFE. MY LIFE IS SLAUGHTER SPHERE. I WAS HATCHED TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME. IF YOU DON'T HEAR THE CRACK OF THE BAT FROM ONE OF THE TERMINATOR'S GAMES, ASSUME I AM FUCKING DEAD. OR ON A DIFFERENT TEAM. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < THANKS. THERE HAS NOT BEEN, AND WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER SLAUGHTER SPHERE PLAYER LIKE BATTUR "MR. SLAUGHTER SPHERE" RUNMAN. > HOMERUN
Mr Runm^n, wh^t do you do when you hit the sphere so h^rd it flies right b^ck to the pitcher ^nd it blows their he^d smooth off?
BATTER UP < THIS IS A LEGAL AND VERY HIGHLY LAUDED PLAY IN SLAUGHTER SPHERE CALLED "RETURN TO SENDER". AS THE PITCHER IS NOW DEAD, DOUBLE POINTS ARE ACTIVE. SO, OF COURSE, I HAUL MY FUCKING ASS AROUND THE BASES. IN ADDITION, MORALLY I AM WINNING BECAUSE PITCHING IS EVIL AND WRONG. A FOOL'S ERRAND TO THROW A BALL TOWARDS ME. THANKS FOR THE QUESTION. > HOMERUN



