just ate three pieces of pizza and called my husband a skank this is love
is there a slice left, i'm starving man and i need just a crumb
yea rude to ask me for food on my wedding night but ur a dave so its chill
sorry man im in my rat era right now, i hope you can understand the struggle enjoy your wedding night
no its chill kars asleep now so you can squirm around under the fridge if you want
fuck yeah thanks man
no problem theres probably an uncrustable under there