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I have successfully arranged the release of @damascusDoctorate from the area allegedly known as "Troll Area 51." Anyone who is interested in traveling to Troll Area 51, I strongly advise you to do plenty of evasive maneuvers. I have personally found Naruto-running to be quite effective.

Kult: +30
Kull: +5
Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00

Appreciate the help, Mr President. I advise people learn these evasive manoeuvres even if they don't plan to visit. I didn't plan on visiting, and they would've come in handy.

Kult: +5
Total: 5