[569] One for two special on slitherfang oil tonight only! Get yours while supplies last generous benefactors!
Well with this in mind I don't think I'll believe you so probably not. Unless you are willing to listen to my purchase proposition.
[291] Why. Yes. I. Would. Love. To. Hear. Your. Purchase. Proposition. Generous. Benefactor.
I will place three slips of paper into three cups. Two of them will be different degrees of lowballed prices and one of them will be a multiple of your sale price. Then I will move the cups around and allow you to pick one, and I will pay whatever price you land.
[429] I would make a counter offer. I'm the saleswoman, so it only makes sense for me to be the one to move the cups around.
Please, allow me to take care of the cup handling. I'm sure it takes a lot of work finding and holding such fine wares, the least I could do is take a bit of the pressure off your hands and manage this little task myself. You get the fun part of picking your cup without the hassle of scattering it!
[444] Generous benefactor! Such consideration moves me deeply. Tell you what, four cups: One highball, one normal price, one lowball, and one for free. I mix up the cups, and you choose! What do you say?
Would you do me the courtesy of letting me set the cups up?
[428] Well, if you must. Though I must speak out of turn and say I do not approve.
I think we're both getting what we want the most out of this.