
you better watch your back lmfao i'll get you when you least expect

i mean i'm not actually threatening you i don't dislike you enough for that
so you’re telling me i should aim to be less likable around you??? because now it’s just an unfortunate accidental gift when it could have just been an accidental threat taken wrong lmfao

hey if you WANT me to threaten you just ask
i’m not saying i necessarily *want* you to actually more correct emphasis would be in not saying i necessarily want *you* to but shit, i can be honest and say i wouldn’t complain about a masked maniac threat lmfao #nsfwe -ish

well shit, keep me in the back of your mind unless you wanna get lifted up and split open while your back's turned lmao

i was trying to imply like an axe or something not sure if i conveyed that right
. . . conveyed perfectly or whatever >.> though if a hunt through the woods is ever what you crave, i think you’d find it harder than simply sneaking up behind and cracking me open it’s more fun that way, i’m sure you’d agree #gore #nsfwe
