may not be a strider but i got that pep in my step that only the unrivaled swagger of a strider could have. or something. i dont know, ask the "striders" or whatever i have no idea who they are. but if im compared to them they must be cool
sweet. i hope my sarcastic humor and aggravatingly consistent apathetic approach to everything keeps me snug in the tightly knit blanket of the striderverse.