
ok 8 pities? seriously?? am i really that pitiable?

unfortunately

cmon rose i dont need to be silently psychoanalyzed

uh 4 times a day

I assure you I'm not analyzing you. Perish the thought.

* thats a lot * ...was kinda expecting more in the back of my mind..? * but. yeah no thats omega gooner brain right there bro * i fear for any holes in your viscinity

jesus mega gooner? what if im not even watching porn what if im just stuffing my face on he couch watching an episode of house MD while trying to get the guy to shut his mouth #nsfw

* listen no matter how you slice it youre jacking off four times a day that is pretty gooner behavior

i mean you pay your taxes in quarters why not jack it in quarters? one for breakfast, one for lunch, one for dinner and one as dessert to pass the fuck out

* you only do this if youre a mega gooner * so you are * i dont know why youre even trying to deny it i thought you had little to no shame

i probably said that somewhere in here didnt I its all a horny haze at this point and im getting no where but more frustrated think i might go make a coffee