FUCK I FUCKING HATE THIS MOVIE. “ONCE” IS A FUCKING JOKE AND I SHOULD HAVE **KNOWN** THIS WAS GOING TO MAKE ME MAD AGAIN IF I WATCHED IT BUT I GUESS I’M A SUCKER FOR PUNISHMENT. “THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A COINCIDENCE”, BUT THIS MOVIE TAKES ALL OF THAT FATE, ALL OF THAT SWEET, SWEET ALIGNMENT THE UNIVERSE HAS SO GRACIOUSLY PLACED ON THE PROTAGONIST’S PLATTERS, AND SUCKS IT INTO THE GAPING MAW OF A BLACK HOLE, CRUMPLING IT INTO THE ULTIMATE SINGULARITY. IT WAS SO GODDAMN CLEAR THAT THE TRUE PEOPLE THEY WERE MEANT TO BE WITH WERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER AND YET THEY BOTH JUST FUCKING LEFT TO GO BACK TO THE RESPECTIVE DUMPY DIAPERS THEY CALL MATESPRITS? THAT RIDICULOUS BEACH ROMP WAS A FUCKING SET-UP.
yeah im definitely happy having spent 30 minutes trying to parse this information as if it held some dark secret within its trusses i could almost envision the whole movie, your way with words and story telling damn wheres the chefs kiss emoji when you need it im impressed you spent all that time explaining a b budget romcom to me only for the fuckers to not even end up together the fuck is up with that a piano seriously? was this also a musical please blink once for yes two for no
BLINKING TWICE. NO IT’S NOT A MUSICAL, THEY’RE MUSICIANS YOU DUMB SHIT. LET ME JUST SAY, I THINK THE MOVIE SUCKS. IT WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME, IF YOU COULDN’T TELL BY WHAT I SAID. I’M GOING TO NEED TO WATCH SOMETHING ACTUALLY *GOOD* LATER TO CLEANSE MY PALETTE.
well least you didnt have to suffer high school musical levels of cringe to watch it glad i got the synopsis cause if you made me watch that garbage id have to spend 20 years in isolation to recover
I’M SO HAPPY THAT I SAVED YOU THE TROUBLE BY SUBJECTING MYSELF TO IT INSTEAD.
your damn right and i got to spend a good ten minutes laughing my ass off on top of the thirty i spent reading it
FUCK YOU, I WROTE THAT INCREDIBLY WELL AND YOU SHOULD BE BLESSED JUST TO HAVE READ IT.