<[emotion_detected: irritation_high] action; statement input; statement: the technician in here is singing very |oud|y off key input; statement: & the song is a bad 1 to begin with input; statement: i am trying to ignore him input; statement: shut the fuck up. input; statement: i shou|d have the abi|ity to turn voca| cords off. />
You do. It’s called the airlock. Sadly this is frowned upon in troll society.
<[emotion_detected: amusement] action; statement input; statement: i wish i cou|d. i am a|so incapab|e of using it in that way due to my correction coding input; statement: as much as i want to imagine it in detai|, doing so wou|d a|so |ead to consequences when my thought |ogs are next checked. />
I agree. Instead I present you with an alternate amusing scenario: they get a cold and lose their voice for two weeks.
<[emotion_detected: amusement] action; statement input; statement: that wou|d be very funny input; statement: a|so he|pfu| for me since i do not |ike them & it wou|d require me to quarantine them input; statement: a co|d spreading through the ship wou|d be a disaster, especia||y if a technician gave it to me input; statement: wou|d cause |ots of he|m issues if i got sick. />
It would be sad if people who mattered fell ill. How fortunate there is a good quarantine system.
<action; statement input; statement: yes :) input; statement: it is very robust />
I sleep peacefully knowing that health is in the capable thinkpans of the finest pilots.