𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Nobody wants to play toys with me. █ Alright. █ Guess my Helmstech is listening to the new music Ikonos sent with me whether they like it or not, then. [ NOW PLAYING: HEAD LIKE A HOLE - NINE INCH NAILS] 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐎_𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓〈HELMSTECH〉"...Is that fuckin nine inch n-- When did you download that? I thought you only listen to meme shit." 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐎_𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓〈THIS_UNIT〉"Friend sent me something new to try out." 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐎_𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓〈HELMSTECH〉"... I'm putting a blanket ban on screamo. You're not allowed to play screamo on the speaker if anyone sends it to you." 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐎_𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓〈THIS_UNIT〉"This unit doesn't really like that sort of thing anyway." 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐎_𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓〈HELMSTECH〉"Thank fuck."
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g0t it. [END MESSAGE]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Thank you, you're the best. █ If you or someone you know can get some recent movies that we've missed too, that'd be great. █ You said your... █ Your timeline's version of this unit was Terminated some time ago, right. 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑𝐘〈HOW_LONG_AGO?〉 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑𝐘〈HOW_OLD_WERE_THEY?〉 █ Or the age of anyone on the crew at the time would do. █ Then I can figure out the time difference.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] f0ur zweepz ag0. i d0 n0t reca|| much 0f it. az i waz n0t my bezt ze|f at tthe ttime. [END MESSAGE]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ I understand. █ Hmmmm... █ Maybe you could get someone's age from their fleet logs or obituary? █ Without an age it doesn't mean much. █ Could've happened yesterday in my own timeline.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ttrue. i wi|| azk ar0und. tthe netw0rk wi|| |ike|y have anzwerz. ... ah. i d0 |0ve a quick rezp0nze. it waz zixteen zweepz 0|d. [END MESSAGE]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆_𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍… █ Huh. █ That's how old I am now. █ Seems we're 4 sweeps behind you. █ Any films, shows, games... Anything made in the last 4 sweeps would be fully new to us. █ Crew might get hype about something new like that.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Good question. █ All we really have is like... █ Jenga, but someone hid the pieces to give more enrichment. █ Or because they were mad about all the random new rules being added. █ There's cards and suchlike. █ Monopoly was banned. █ A lot of people have personal game consoles, but there isn't much to play on the ship's devices aside from combat sims and suchlike. █ Which are only games if you use them to do stupid shit on purpose. █ Which they definitely do.
Would they enjoy some virtually projected cards for go fish and other such games?
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ They have some normal cards █ But maybe having something virtual would give it some novelty? █ Don't know.