~ Soooo the lowblood I keep in the well finally died :( so I'm now taking applications for a rust or bronzeblood who wants an improvement on their current shitty hovel! Must be pretty in some way and willing to earn 300 caegars per perigree by doing nothing <3 #advert #advertising ->]
~ If I was going to abduct someone, I'd: A) Just do it and B) Not advertise a paid position for a nice job? ->]
~ You won't die in the well, and you'll be able to spend it! My hive has internet and access to the highblood spendmarkets >:D ->]

Oh girly, this is not the job for me. I am a stay at home troll. Good luck with whatever the hell you got going on though.
♯"LOWBLOOD I KEEP IN THE WELL" how does it feel to be the fucking ♯jackedupfreak of the ♯hour on this ♯godsforsakensite ♯kys
~ They're not in there anymore and I never said the position involved being put in a well, so you're overreacting and tripping ass-backwards into stupid conclusions ->]
𖦤 Sounds / like / a / stay / at / home / job / to / be / fair. / If / your / home / is / well. :||

You keep saying things to me and I am getting scared.
~ You're sweet <3 I'm being polite and responding to you >:D ->]
𖦤 :o) / honk / honk? :||
