𝐊𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮 𝐔𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐡
@debonairLunatic
<>: @woefulRevenant
☽・ @imjunior, The Dark Type Badge, If You Please. ・☾
☽・ Arranging Your Cutlery Incorrectly In Relation To Your Nutrition Plateau May Result In The Grubsteak Knife's Correct Spot Inexplicably Becoming Your Jugular. ・☾
no it jus sounded like a game tip lol u know da 1s u see at da bottom of ur screen
((not to keep being my own palequad but khonsu's <> is @woefulRevenant! ((he visits her in the forest nearly nightly. (( ̶h̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶o̶w̶k̶e̶y̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶i̶r̶a̶i̶l̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶U̶G̶H̶
☽・ What Are You, Some Kind Of Savage? Take Your Strutpod Encasings Off, Please. The East Alternians Have The Right Idea About That Sort Of Thing. ・☾
>> Are we a11 ¡n your h¡ve rn, ¡ડ that what'ડ happen¡ng
((no ref for this guy yet, but i remember from the first design that he was basically supposed to be the opposite of most other purples. his hair is always neatly combed, and he always wears a suit and tie. his juggalo paint only covers half his face, and the other half is unpainted. he too enjoys being a Most Excellent Host, though he's also very duplicitous and this is often a cover to murder people. he WILL actually get upset if you do things like track mud inside or chew with your mouth open, though.
(( shakes hand in having a proper little guy cover for murder ))